He's a Playah

There’s an elementary school right near the PX, so we drive past it all the time. And the gates are always closed and locked, even when the kids aren’t in school. Today as we drove by it Wee Laddie said to me, “I’ll play on that playground one day.”

I said, “I don’t know if you will, ‘cause we won’t be here that much longer. But you’ll get to go to lots of playgrounds back home.”

WL: “Back to my ladies?”

Me: (laughing) “Your ladies?”

WL: “My friends.”

Me: (still laughing) “Where do you get this stuff?”

WL: (now laughing and shaking his head) “I dunno.”